You can now spread pornstar martini all over your toast

You can now spread pornstar martini on your toast and we dont think theres any better way to start the day.

Firebox has just started selling a passionfruit and vodka marmalade, for those who fancy an extra kick at breakfast time.

The marmalade does actually include real vodka. Its not just a flavouring.

The product description says: Pop the lid off and help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence.

Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, balanced out with juicy oranges and tart citrus, and straddled by a vicious twist of vodka.

Spread it, drink it, bake with it, lick it, spoon it, swallow it, sensually smear it over your lover*… hey, theres a reason its called passionfruit!

Currently, the award winning marmalade is selling for £9.99, alongside some other boozy spreads – including gin marmalade, which goes very well in a cucumber sandwich.

Theres also beer spread, which contains 40% beer and possesses a sticky yet smooth texture and an irresistible hoppy scent.

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Finally, theres also spreadable whisky, which is rich and malty, and perfect on toast, or with Roquefort cheese and crackers.

Like the passionfruit martini, these alcoholic spreads are also £9.99 each – and so if you fancy buying them all, theyll make the perfect gift for anyone who wants to get boozy in the morning.

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