These sex themed birthday cakes are certainly NSFW
A US bakery has become infamous for its sexually explicit and hilarious cakes.
Le Bakery Sensual in Denver, Colorado, has built a reputation for baking anything, as long as its not malicious.
It was launched in 1981 by John Spotz, 56, who said: Were all experts in making genitalia in icing, breasts, vaginas…penises, scrotums, assholes, all that fun stuff.
A detailed penis or labia only takes me about five minutes. Ive been making those for scarily close to four decades.
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Usually, the cakes go down really well – but recently there was a bit of a mishap over a womans bum.
John said: Recently a woman ordered a cake for her boyfriend, she wanted us to create a likeness of her, naked on a stripper pole, with a dollar bill and a big marijuana joint.
To speak bluntly her butt was gigantic. The biggest butt youve ever seen on a human being, and she said “dont forget to make my butt look big”, and I said “oh, I noticed already.”
As it turned out she didnt know her boyfriend as well as she thought she did, he called in furious, complaining about how “disgusting and offensive” the cake was.
She called later and asked us to tell a white lie – we had to pretend wed got the order wrong, when actually wed made exactly what shed asked for.
She paid us for the cake and the boyfriend was pacified. We all had a laugh about that one.
Sometimes it gets political at Le Bakery Sensual – and theyve been featured in cake dispute articles related to gay marriage several times in their 38-year run.
Journalists call us to get the more liberal or comical view, weve had everyone from Newsweek, CBS News and Vice on the phone, said John.
During the last election I was asked to make a cake of Hillary Clinton in prison, which was pretty funny, because Im the biggest Hilary Clinton fan ever.
But I decided that I would do it, and put a lot of effort into it.
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I really went to town on the details, her pantsuit was a work of art on that one, the hair, everything.
The detail is what we love, when people ask for really specific things thats the most fun for us.
We got an award from Playgirl magazine about ten years ago for the “most realistic semen” at an erotic bakery in the USA.
We get a lot of requests for jokes about what a person is like in bed, theyll usually bring a few photographs, so we can achieve a likeness.
One of our most glorious cakes was for a fetish ball, it was a life-sized, hog-tied man in a leather harness and ropes, plenty of genitalia on show.
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