New Japanese pants store your balls in a pouch and your penis pointing upwards to let it breathe
Upon which side does your penis hang when youre wearing trousers?
Its not a decision to be taken lightly.
But what if you throw a curveball into proceedings, and choose not to let your little (or big, sorry) buddy hang down on either side, but instead store it pointing upwards, towards your belly button?
Thats a solution proposed by a new pair of Japanese underwear being sold on Amazon.
The pants advertise independent space for your penis, with breathable fabric and special designated sections for your shaft and balls.
The diagrams may look confusing, but the pants are simple.
You position your penis in one slot, so its pointing upwards and has room to breathe (we think thats shown by the steam rising out of the penis), and your testicles go in a little pouch.
Theyre made by Yiwa, who claim their unique scrotum and penis separation design makes you feel more comfortable, while also ensuring the genitals dont sit in their own sweat. Lovely.
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Fashion and sexy, reads the Amazon description. Perfect gift for boyfriend or husband.
The pants are also described as sexy and seductive, so be prepared: You might see some IRL if guys are easily swayed by online advertising.
The stylish underwear came to everyones attention thanks to Kate Leth, whose tweet of a badly worded ad for the pants has been retweeted thousands of times.
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The ad includes such gems as not abrasion scrotum (sounds pleasant), scrotum cooling, and does not bend.
If you fancy buying your own, the pants range in price from £5 to £11 on Amazon. Enjoy your new uprightly stored penis.
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