Well, this skimpy ‘virgin killer’ knitwear doesn’t seem practical at all
Not to sound like your dad, who asks if you’ve fallen over every time you wear ripped jeans, but sometimes clothes just don’t make any bloody sense.
Getting all sexy and being proud of your body is great… but you do need to be warm and comfortable, too – and this jumper just doesn’t seem to be fulfilling its primary purpose.
Behold the ‘virgin killer’ jumper range from Village Vanguard. The knitwear is referred to as ‘virgin killer’ because it’s super sexual – not because it has murderous designs on the sexually inexperienced.
Basically the collection is made up of jumpers with plunging necklines and backs so low you can show off your bum cleavage.
The range sold out in March this year after Japanese models posed wearing them and made everyone want a skimpy jumper, so now, Village Vanguard has come up with an even more absurd range, selling for 3980 Yen (around £26) a piece.
We’re talking cut-outs to show your breasts and your stomach, knitted leotards with bits missing, and open back knitwear that’ll do nothing to keep you warm on a chilly day.
We have to say, it just doesn’t seem practical at all.
A jumper is supposed to keep you warm and cosy. A jumper is a winter delight.
This is not a jumper. This is just a knitted scrap of material designed only for the purposes of showing off your buttcrack – which, we repeat, we’re all for – but you’re going to be bloody freezing if you leave the house wearing that.
A spokesperson for Village Vanguard said: ‘The original model was a social phenomenon because of the sexiness of the jumper.
‘The long awaited new models appeal to the cleavage and they have the signature open back.’
‘These designs are perfect for the season as parties and events increase. Please take responsibility wearing them at your own risk.’
We think the spokesperson means you need to layer up.
Put on some thick tights, a long sleeved dress, and layer one of these ‘jumpers’ on top. Then put a coat on. And a hat and scarf.
Here’s a look at the new collection so you can plan all the additional items of clothing you’ll need on top. Stay cosy out there. We’re very concerned.
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